The Coffee-Muffin Death Spiral

Step 1:  Mmmmm this nice, warm muffin is delicious.  You know?  This would go GREAT with a cup of coffee…

Step 2:  Obtain coffee.

Step 3:  Finish muffin.

Step 4:  This is great coffee… it sure would go PERFECTLY with a nice, warm muffin…

Step 5:  Obtain muffin.

Step 6:  Finish coffee.

Step 7:  Repeat Step 1.