{"id":5768,"date":"2020-03-22T21:49:50","date_gmt":"2020-03-23T02:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/?p=5768"},"modified":"2020-03-22T21:49:50","modified_gmt":"2020-03-23T02:49:50","slug":"covid-19-cheap-bidet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/covid-19-cheap-bidet\/","title":{"rendered":"COVID-19 &#8211; Cheap Bidet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure who all needs this, but here it is:<\/p>\n<p>In the event that you run out of toilet paper&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Go to your local hardware store, and buy one of these:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5769\" src=\"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/Lawn-Spayer-378x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"378\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/Lawn-Spayer-378x600.jpg 378w, https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/Lawn-Spayer-189x300.jpg 189w, https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/Lawn-Spayer-768x1219.jpg 768w, https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/Lawn-Spayer.jpg 945w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 378px) 100vw, 378px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>This is a 1 gallon &#8220;garden lawn sprayer&#8221; that you can buy online for about $12, or it should be in your local big-box hardware store for about $16.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Note the angled wand&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After you buy a new one (DO NOT use the one from your garage), wash it out thoroughly.<\/p>\n<p>When you go to the bathroom:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Fill with warm water from the sink<\/li>\n<li>Close the lid, air-tight<\/li>\n<li>Pressurize by pumping the handle a few times<\/li>\n<li>Instant, portable bidet<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>This is cheaper than modifying your plumbing, and warmer than buying a bidet kit that connects to your toilet&#8217;s water supply.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not sure who all needs this, but here it is: In the event that you run out of toilet paper&#8230; Go to your local hardware store, and buy one of these: This is a 1 gallon &#8220;garden lawn sprayer&#8221; that you can buy online for about $12, or it should be in your local big-box [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-light-side"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5768"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5770,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5768\/revisions\/5770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}