{"id":3852,"date":"2016-09-26T11:30:26","date_gmt":"2016-09-26T16:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/?p=3852"},"modified":"2016-09-26T11:30:26","modified_gmt":"2016-09-26T16:30:26","slug":"the-coffee-muffin-death-spiral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/the-coffee-muffin-death-spiral\/","title":{"rendered":"The Coffee-Muffin Death Spiral"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>The Coffee-Muffin Death Spiral<\/h1>\n<p><strong>Step 1:<\/strong> \u00a0Mmmmm this nice, warm muffin is delicious. \u00a0You know? \u00a0This would go GREAT with a cup of coffee&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Step 2:<\/strong>\u00a0 Obtain coffee.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Step 3:<\/strong> \u00a0Finish muffin.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Step 4:<\/strong> \u00a0This is great coffee&#8230; it sure would go PERFECTLY\u00a0with a nice, warm muffin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Step 5:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Obtain muffin.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Step 6:<\/strong> \u00a0Finish coffee.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Step 7:<\/strong> \u00a0Repeat Step 1.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Coffee-Muffin Death Spiral Step 1: \u00a0Mmmmm this nice, warm muffin is delicious. \u00a0You know? \u00a0This would go GREAT with a cup of coffee&#8230; Step 2:\u00a0 Obtain coffee. Step 3: \u00a0Finish muffin. Step 4: \u00a0This is great coffee&#8230; it sure would go PERFECTLY\u00a0with a nice, warm muffin&#8230; Step 5:\u00a0\u00a0Obtain muffin. Step 6: \u00a0Finish coffee. Step [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-the-light-side","post_format-post-format-aside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3852"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3853,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852\/revisions\/3853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}