{"id":2636,"date":"2015-07-30T23:04:03","date_gmt":"2015-07-31T04:04:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/?p=2636"},"modified":"2015-07-30T23:04:03","modified_gmt":"2015-07-31T04:04:03","slug":"fitness-trackers-i-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/fitness-trackers-i-win\/","title":{"rendered":"Fitness Trackers&#8230; I win"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Fitness Trackers&#8230; I win<\/h2>\n<p>The fitness tracker craze&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I win&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I tossed a &#8220;fitbit&#8221; tracker in to a paint mixer.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I get health insurance for $1\/decade, and I won the presedential fitness medal twice in one month!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2637\" src=\"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/automatic_paint_mixing_machine.jpg\" alt=\"automatic_paint_mixing_machine\" width=\"560\" height=\"554\" srcset=\"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/automatic_paint_mixing_machine.jpg 560w, https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-content\/uploads\/automatic_paint_mixing_machine-300x297.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fitness Trackers&#8230; I win The fitness tracker craze&#8230;. I win&#8230;. I tossed a &#8220;fitbit&#8221; tracker in to a paint mixer. Now, I get health insurance for $1\/decade, and I won the presedential fitness medal twice in one month! &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-the-light-side","post_format-post-format-aside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2636"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2638,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2636\/revisions\/2638"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justinparrtech.com\/JustinParr-Tech\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}